Being a mom is hard. But it’s also hilarious. If you don’t believe me, just check out these funny quotes about motherhood that will make you LOL. Whether you’re a mom yourself or just know one, these quotes are sure to put a smile on your face. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some good laughs that you don’t have to be a mom to understand!
“I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon
“I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.” – unknown
“A mother need only step into the shower to be instantly reassured she is indispensable to every member of her family.” – Lynne Williams
“Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford
“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma Bombeck
Recipe for Iced Coffee – @toni_hammer
1. Have kids
2. Make coffee
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold
“Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink, while you’re in the shower. And Dad is in the kitchen.” – @SarcasticMommy4
If you’ve never said “You need to back up a little so I can wipe myself,” do you even have kids? – @themotheroctopus
“Sleeping with a toddler is like sharing a bed with a drunk octopus who is looking for his car keys.” – unknown
“Parenthood – the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.” – unknown
And finally… Ever had a job where you had no experience, no training, you weren’t allowed to quit and people’s lives were at stake, that’s “momming”!
We hope you enjoyed just how funny motherhood can be even though we know just how hard it is too! While you’re here be sure to check out Julianna Rae’s sale for 10% off all PJs going on now. You don’t want to miss these amazing deals on gorgeous silk and cotton pajamas… shop now and get something for mom too! See you in the next blog!
Deb Fries is a freelance writer and designer and worked at Julianna Rae in graphics and customer service, she now writes for the blog at juliannarae.com